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jbest123
September 21st, 2010, 03:08 PM
What is the difference between a crotchety old man and an old geezer. I am becoming of age and just wondered what to look out for. I don't want to become either but I don't have any choice. I have been called a dirty old man and I do talk to breasts but purely out of amazement and wonderment. Any help would be appreciated.:rolleyes: John

Cliff Timmons
September 21st, 2010, 03:44 PM
Do you have an ugly little mangy looking dog and do you shake a cane at kids who walk across your yard?

woodwitch
September 21st, 2010, 03:47 PM
If you are just hard to get along with then you are a crotchety old man. However if you talk to breasts you rate geezer and also maybe demented depending on if the breasts talk back.:D

chickweed
September 21st, 2010, 03:58 PM
Crotchety old men have no sense of humor. That definately does not apply to you! Dirty old man would depend on whose breasts you talk to - and I am afraid to ask:eek: Let's just go with geezer!

bughunter99
September 21st, 2010, 04:00 PM
Take this test:

An attractive woman walks her dog in front of your house, you:

a: Scream get the ^&%*&^ off my property! =crotchety old man
b. Don't notice because you can't see that far or organize your thoughts enough to direct them toward her=old geezer
c. Wolf whistle and ask her if she needs help=dirty old man
d. Smile, nod, maybe say hello=cool dude.

lorna-organic
September 21st, 2010, 04:49 PM
He doesn't have an ugly, mangy dog. Mr. Best has a chick magnet, a cute little Yorkie! At this stage of the game, I'm thinking DOM is the best description of you, John Monroe. :) However, that could change as time marches on!

Eccentric Follies
September 21st, 2010, 04:52 PM
How about loveable curmudgeon?

Or if you like to rant a little bit, Dutch Uncle?

:D

lorna-organic
September 21st, 2010, 04:56 PM
Would you like it, if we called you Grandpa Best or Grandpa John??? :D (You aren't old enough to be my grandfather, but we could dub you with an honorary title.)

jbest123
September 21st, 2010, 05:09 PM
Do you have an ugly little mangy looking dog and do you shake a cane at kids who walk across your yard?

No I just go after them in a slow motion chase. John

jbest123
September 21st, 2010, 05:11 PM
If you are just hard to get along with then you are a crotchety old man. However if you talk to breasts you rate geezer and also maybe demented depending on if the breasts talk back.:D

I must be demented then because sometimes they sure talk back. John

jbest123
September 21st, 2010, 05:15 PM
Crotchety old men have no sense of humor. That definately does not apply to you! Dirty old man would depend on whose breasts you talk to - and I am afraid to ask:eek: Let's just go with geezer!

Any that's bigger than 32" AAA but don't tell my wife.

jbest123
September 21st, 2010, 05:18 PM
Take this test:

An attractive woman walks her dog in front of your house, you:

a: Scream get the ^&%*&^ off my property! =crotchety old man
b. Don't notice because you can't see that far or organize your thoughts enough to direct them toward her=old geezer
c. Wolf whistle and ask her if she needs help=dirty old man
d. Smile, nod, maybe say hello=cool dude.

D. comes before c. so what does that mean?

jbest123
September 21st, 2010, 05:23 PM
How about loveable curmudgeon?

Or if you like to rant a little bit, Dutch Uncle?

:D

I don't think I am either but you may want another opinion.

jbest123
September 21st, 2010, 05:27 PM
Would you like it, if we called you Grandpa Best or Grandpa John??? :D (You aren't old enough to be my grandfather, but we could dub you with an honorary title.)

How about stud ( I sure hope nobody in my family reads these forums).:eek: John

lorna-organic
September 21st, 2010, 05:33 PM
Grandpa Stud???? LOL :D

Prudenspurple
September 21st, 2010, 05:46 PM
No I just go after them in a slow motion chase. John

I must be demented then because sometimes they sure talk back. John

Well dang John, seems like you are doing just fine to me! Why do you think they call it the "Golden Years"? Because you can now get away with things you never could at 40,50,60, even.... and go for the gold! :D

No, you are not demented unless you start offering to let them drink your BloodyM's!!:p

Find a copy of Dr. Isaac Asimov's; "The Sensuous Dirty Old Man" to learn more about how well you are doing and appreciated by those that are talking back!!!!

TimothyT

TastyofHasty
September 21st, 2010, 05:56 PM
How about stud ( I sure hope nobody in my family reads these forums).:eek: John

Thanks for that. :)

Really that's a good question, I wonder which these guys would be classified under?
http://www.google.com/images?q=grumpy+old+men&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=BSmZTJmXF4GclgeH2OUC&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=6&ved=0CFAQsAQwBQ&biw=1680&bih=831

chickweed
September 21st, 2010, 06:10 PM
How about stud ( I sure hope nobody in my family reads these forums).:eek: John

Esp:eek:ecially your wife!

springfever
September 21st, 2010, 09:14 PM
Well, I think crotchety means cranky, so no.
old geezer, just means old, and I don't think you're that old, so no.
how about sexy senior?

jbest123
September 22nd, 2010, 06:20 AM
Well, I think crotchety means cranky, so no.
old geezer, just means old, and I don't think you're that old, so no.
how about sexy senior?

That will work and I have a set of chains just like Cliff's but mine are all rusty.http://www.postsmile.net/img/20/2004.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/) John

chickweed
September 22nd, 2010, 06:40 AM
That will work and I have a set of chains just like Cliff's but mine are all rusty.http://www.postsmile.net/img/20/2004.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/) John

You're a little devil:D

axhandle
September 22nd, 2010, 09:29 AM
That will work and I have a set of chains just like Cliff's but mine are all rusty.http://www.postsmile.net/img/20/2004.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/) John

"It is ,Damp, in the Dungeon"---;)