oldgaredneck
November 20th, 2007, 10:24 PM
Got this from a friend's email - thought it was cute :D
Put on some turkey hunting clothes. Go into the woods and
try to find a turkey that is hiding behind a tree. You will
know he is a Thanksgiving turkey if he has fat body parts.
Put some turkey food in a BIG mouse trap and put a rope on
the ground around the trap. When the turkey steps on the
mouse trap pull on the rope and catch him. Shoot him in the
tummy with a bow and arrow. Tie him up with the rope and
put him in a turkey box that says "I Love Turkey!" Duct
tape the box so he never gets out. Put the turkey in the
trunk of your car and take him home.
Get a knife and cut the tape off the turkey box. Be careful
when you pick the turkey up so he doesn't bite you or try to
run. If he tries to bite or run shoot him with the kind of
gun that will make 4 holes in him.
Get a turkey knife and cut his head, beak, toes, and neck
off the fat body. Use a water hose to wash the blood out of
him. Pull his feathers off with pliers. Wash the turkey
again using warm water from the water hose to get all the
disease out of him. Sprinkle him with 11 turkey seeds, 4
scoops of turkey flour, 3 pots full of turkey sauce, 1 pinch
of pepper, and 2 half-full glasses of salt.
Scrub some sticks together to build a turkey fire under a
tree in the front yard. Put a long, rolling stick through
the turkey. Hang a rope from the low branch of the tree and
tie the rope around the ends of the rolling stick. The
turkey should hang over the fire for 1 or 2 minutes so it
will turn brown.
Use cold water from the water hose to squirt the fire out so
you won't get burned. Cut the rope with a knife, take the
turkey off the rolling stick, and put it in a turkey pan.
Glue some leaves around the turkey pan to make the turkey
look pretty.
Use an eating kind of knife to cut the turkey into eating
parts so it will be easier to eat.
We hope you enjoy our recipe.
Happy Thanksgiving from our table to yours !!
Put on some turkey hunting clothes. Go into the woods and
try to find a turkey that is hiding behind a tree. You will
know he is a Thanksgiving turkey if he has fat body parts.
Put some turkey food in a BIG mouse trap and put a rope on
the ground around the trap. When the turkey steps on the
mouse trap pull on the rope and catch him. Shoot him in the
tummy with a bow and arrow. Tie him up with the rope and
put him in a turkey box that says "I Love Turkey!" Duct
tape the box so he never gets out. Put the turkey in the
trunk of your car and take him home.
Get a knife and cut the tape off the turkey box. Be careful
when you pick the turkey up so he doesn't bite you or try to
run. If he tries to bite or run shoot him with the kind of
gun that will make 4 holes in him.
Get a turkey knife and cut his head, beak, toes, and neck
off the fat body. Use a water hose to wash the blood out of
him. Pull his feathers off with pliers. Wash the turkey
again using warm water from the water hose to get all the
disease out of him. Sprinkle him with 11 turkey seeds, 4
scoops of turkey flour, 3 pots full of turkey sauce, 1 pinch
of pepper, and 2 half-full glasses of salt.
Scrub some sticks together to build a turkey fire under a
tree in the front yard. Put a long, rolling stick through
the turkey. Hang a rope from the low branch of the tree and
tie the rope around the ends of the rolling stick. The
turkey should hang over the fire for 1 or 2 minutes so it
will turn brown.
Use cold water from the water hose to squirt the fire out so
you won't get burned. Cut the rope with a knife, take the
turkey off the rolling stick, and put it in a turkey pan.
Glue some leaves around the turkey pan to make the turkey
look pretty.
Use an eating kind of knife to cut the turkey into eating
parts so it will be easier to eat.
We hope you enjoy our recipe.
Happy Thanksgiving from our table to yours !!